To W(B)ed a Bong

The Bedding Diaries of a clueless, soon-to-be Bride

Monday, September 26, 2005

Does she love me?

Via Chapati Mystery, here's an answer to the age-old question.

My favorite ones:

If you’re Gael Garcia Bernal: She loves you.

If you’re not Gael Garcia Bernal, but you’re willing to sit through a “GGB” marathon and agree for 10 consecutive hours that he is indeed the most beautiful and talented man alive—and so down-to-earth, too!—and afterward agree that his portrayal of Che Guevara would have earned an Oscar nod were it not for the implicit politics, agree that taking Spanish classes is a great idea, or salsa, or tango, whatever, agree, agree, agree, and that night lying in bed after sex that ends with her screaming, “Si! Si!” wonder aloud, “But you’re happy with me, right?”: She loves you, man—no one can compete with that Latin bastard. Forget about it.


Bill, darling, are you listening?

3 Comments:

Blogger Prerona said...

:)

12:09 AM  
Blogger Euphoric Dreamer said...

interesting !

9:23 PM  
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Not Che himself?
And errmm, the link is to the blog, not a specific post.

J.A.P.

8:09 PM  

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