Bill's new business plan

Life is getting terribly expensive, especially with the bedding et al. Bill has no money since he's squandered his student allowance traveling the world, the Bride's done the same with her salary. So the lazy Bong has come up with a money-making scheme. We all go to Vegas for the Bachelor(ette) and there Bill will bring down the house. Instead of staring at the ceiling for hours together to prove a theorem, he will now stare at the ceiling and come up with a way to win at Blackjack. Eventually he will be the founder of the CMU Blackjack team, an offshoot of the MIT one. Bill and the Bride will live happily ever after on the money thus made and go off on a thousand more travels. How like Bill to come up with a plan that has a zero percent chance of success!